World Education

Everyone wants to be like everyone else right? Since most people are general public idiots, I will outline what you can do to become one.

Your training can begin on a Friday. Since you are busy during the work week with your job, we’ll begin your training on a Friday so that you can use the weekends for your training as a general public idiot. First of all, if you need anything to read or some tips on how to become a GPI, you can start with stuffwhitepeoplelike.com. In this site you will find plenty of great tips that will set you apart from the independent thinker.

Ok, let’s start with dinner time on Friday night. Stop eating the organic food. If you want to be a true GPI, then your meal must consist of highly refined bleached white carbohydrate loaded meals.  Foods at the top of this list are fried chicken, mashed potatoes, kraft macaroni and cheese, and white bread. Make sure the white bread also has high fructose corn syrup in it. The majority of the general public will eat this crap and feed this crap to their kids which is why just about every food product at the grocery store is highly refined garbage with high fructose corn syrup. Now that you have your table set with the cheap garbage you bought at the local grocery store, you need something to drink. Make sure it’s either regular soda with corn syrup, or you can make yourself believe you are eating healthy and pour yourself a big glass of milk. Afterall, milk produced by cows to feed to their offspring is also for humans too, right? The rest of the general public seems to think so.  So it must be true then. 

Next, we can go see a movie on our Friday night. When you get to the theater, make sure you buy a big tub of popcorn. After the refined garbage you just ate, you definitely needed a bucket of popcorn to stuff into your colon along with it. So now, you are all set to go into the theater to be programmed. Yes, that’s right, programmed. Most people of the general public have no idea what socialist marxist themes are. Every movie made today has just that in it. But regardless, you need to watch the movie and accept everything in the movie as the authority as to how the world should be. Afterall, it is so cool now these days to be “open minded” and seeing movies about being single and getting pregnant by some loser so you can be a single mom is such the norm now. A movie about this is a great way to spend your time. You need to be programmed into believing what is immoral that will ruin society is now a good thing to do. And the fact that the movie is a comedy means that it’s funny too.

Now that the movie is over, you can go home and sleep. Since there are commercials on TV showing how perfectly normal it is to take man made compounds known as “sleeping pills”, you need to take a “pill” so you can get to sleep easier. Afterall, this is modern times right? And there was a commercial on TV too about how normal and good it is for your body to ingest man made compounds to help you get to sleep, so by all means, start popping the pills. If it was on TV, then it must be the right thing to do. Don’t worry about the elites that own these companies that produce the garbage. They are all far away living in their mansions in Europe. And no, they never take any man made medication. That’s for you to take and spend your money on so they can continue to stay rich.

Now, for Saturday morning, you can get up and get the paper so you can read more about socialism and swallow everything the paper has in it. You can read the paper and eat your donuts along with a big tall glass of cows milk. As we enter into Saturday afternoon, there is no need to spend the day doing something constructive or anything that might enable you to learn something. No, what you need to do is watch sports all day long. Because nothing is more important in this world than watching football on TV and seeing how you are coming along in the fantasy football league you belong to. So you make sure you throw your Saturday away keeping your eyes glued to a screen with a bunch of people on it that aren’t even qualified to work at a Jiffy Lube making millions of dollars to run around on a field and score points. Hey, if it wasn’t for you, the TV stations wouldn’t have the ratings and without the ratings, they couldn’t sell any ad spots. And without that, the leagues couldn’t make any money to pay the millions of dollars out to the athletes. You’re the one that makes this happen.

How about Saturday night? If you want to be accepted by the general public, you need to go eat mexican food on your Saturday night. There is nothing healthier than a bleached white flour tortilla stuffed with shredded meat that is one grade lower than dog meat along with some beans and high fat sour cream and cheese. You need to stuff this into your colon along with the popcorn that is still in there from Friday. That way, you can maintain your 48 inch waistline and you’ll also be able to drop a big log into the toilet at work on Monday.

So what else should you do now that you stuffed mexican down your throat? How about going to the casino? Hey, there’s no better way than to go throw your money away on a fixed scheme. It’s for the kid’s education right? The local government said it was ok to have casinos built, so it must be a good thing right? There’s no telling how many pensions, welfare checks, and college educations that went down the drain at the casino, so you need to go add to it. Make sure that the drug runners at the top of the heap that own the casinos can keep the strip clubs going and their mansions paid for. They need dopes like you to do this. And a good dose of second hand smoke is good for you too. But the advantage is, if you lose a few hundred bucks, there’s a free fried popcorn shrimp buffet in it for you. So it’s a win win situation for you, the general public, the local government, and the welfare recipients.

If you are interested in becoming a mainstream general public member, you can do so in only two days. If you do not wish to be an independent thinker and you want to absorb into your body and your mind what is fed to you to enable the scum at the top to remain rich, then the guidelines above are a great place to start.

Categories: Psychology, General Public Idiots