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Singles

I decided to write a Don Juan article for those unmarried single & looking guys.  If you are once agains spending another countless Valentine’s Day alone, cheer up.  We’ve all been there.  Just look forward to the weekends.  I will write from experience and give what tips and advice that I can pass along from a manly point of view.

Stand Out

Don’t be afraid to try this one once in a while as a fun thing. Just do it as a fun experiment. I don’t know what it is, but sometimes girls go for it. One weekend, me and my buds went out on the town. Well, one of our friends, Craig, a 29 year old laid back guy, wore some clothes that completely clashed and stood out. We were laughing because we couldn’t tell if this guy did it on purpose or not because he was acting so laid back. Just sitting, drinking, and smoking his cigarette. He was wearing a pair of red plaid pants and a neon green polo shirt! And guess what? He had women coming up to him! He got hit on more that night than in his entire life! My friends and I could only make sense of it as thinking that maybe women will notice someone like this because obviously they are sticking out like a sore thumb, but also because it triggers instincts within women that the guy is someone they can “help”. That’s right, “help”. As screwed up and as stupid as it sounds, women will actually chase a guy that they think they can “help”. If a guy has obvious things wrong with himself, a lady will want to help him so she can “feel good about herself”. Women will mate and date for completely different reason than what us guys do, and it is very hard to understand their motives. But this is sometimes one of them. Not all girls are like this, but some are. And the reason why they are is because they have low self esteem, and when they “help” a guy, they FEEL GOOD. If a women can be in a situation where she can “feel good” about herself, she’ll stay in that situation even if the guy is an ugly piece of crap. Go figure. But it is one of the many dimensions to women. So next time you go out, wear something completely screwed up and see what happens.

Attracting Women

I am starting a new section for some of you guys that want more insights on women and want to start getting dates and stop sitting at home. I’ll be writing about tips for the single guy who is looking for more ways to possibly meet some more women.

Ok, so you are a guy who is out of college, has a job, and works at a company where there are either no women, or the women are all taken. Some of us find ourselves in this position. Even worse, some of us also find ourselves in the position where we just don’t have the connections where we have friends to hook us up. You might just have a small circle of friends that can’t get a date if their lives depended on it, so how can they hook you up? So you are definitely completely on your own. And yes, I know you are tired of hearing about how you can meet women at the grocery store, or at the gas station, or at the book store. This is all crap and there is no way you can meet some chick at the grocery store. I’m sure it’s probably happened to someone, but more than likely, if you try and approach some girl at the grocery store, she’ll look at you like you are some sort of stalker. No guy wants to risk this humiliation.

Ok, so what is the tip of the day? Here’s something to try. I’ve met a few women myself this way, and hey, it works. If you find yourself sitting at home some weekend night because your dork friends won’t go out, why throw the night away? Who knows, maybe you can make something happen. Here’s what ya do. Wait until around 10 - 11 p.m, take a shower, put on your best clubbin’ clothes, and go find some dance club that is fairly dark and fairly busy inside. Every city has them. It doesn’t matter what kind of guy you are, anyone can do this. Go against what anyone thinks, and go to that club by yourself! Yea, why not?! I guarantee you, no one pays any damn attention. Just pretend in your mind you are going there to meet some friends and you haven’t found them yet. Go inside, go straight to the bar and get either a Corona Lite, or a Jack n’ Diet Coke. Jack n’ Diet is the drink of choice. Don’t knock it until ya try it.

So, get your drink, and go stand somewhere. Get yourself a little buzzed and start people watching. Once again, people probably think you are just standing there while your buddy is out on the dance floor. So basically, just stand in one spot near the dance floor, or near the bar and people watch. It doesn’t happen every time, but it only needs to happen once. Some girl, maybe a drunk one, will come up to you and ask you what’s up. And there ya go, your first hook up. If she asks what you are doing here by yourself, tell her you were suppose to meet your buddies there, but they ditched you. Now the girl might walk away, and probably will. Big deal. Go get yourself another Jack n’ Diet Coke and play it cool. Another chick might be curious about ya.

Anyways, yea, this is kind of an awkward dorkey thing to do, but it’s kind of fun too. If your friends aren’t going out one night, at least you won’t be throwing the night away. And who knows, you might be glad you went out. This scheme might only work 1 out of 10 times, but all it takes is one chick to make it a year to remember. And don’t EVER approach any chicks when you go about this option. Let them come to you. Think of yourself as a product and you are out displaying the merchandise. Women are browsers and shoppers. And if nothing at all happens, that’s fine. Spend your time observing other guys hitting on women and learn from them. You might come away with a few tips. Then, throw your drink in the trash, and head home. You will more than likely have an adventure when you hang with yourself. It’s always a second option when the guys are wussing out on ya and staying at home. Beats sitting at home, that’s for sure.

The Dance Floor

This one works almost every time if you decide to hit the dance clubs. You will get at least one girl to notice you this way. The next time you go to a dance club with one of your buds, take a look and see if there are a lot of people on the dance floor. The more crowded, the better. Get one of your buddies and go out on the dance floor and just kinda of dance around and talk to each other while you drink your beverage. If it’s crowded, no one will notice that you are out there with another guy. It will look like you are with a group of friends on the floor.

Now, the key here is, before entering the club, load on your best cologne. And it can’t be the cheap stuff. Go with Kenneth Cole Reaction. Anyways, load this stuff on and hit the dance floor. Eventually some girl will notice the smell. She’ll start dancing right over near you, and the next thing you know, she’ll want to dance with you because you “smell good”. That’s it. So if it is crowded enough, more than likely some girl is going to get close enough to you to notice your cologne. Just another one to add to your arsenal of tricks the next time you hit the clubs.

The Phone Number

Ok, so you met some girl. You hit it off, she let’s you know she is single and looking, and you think she might be “girlfriend” material. So you go in for the kill and ask for that phone number. More than likely, it should be a cell phone number. Hopefully it is. So…..when do you call her? I have used what I call the “in between” method. I don’t use the stupid advice of waiting a week to make it look like I’m not el’ desperado. That doesn’t always work. And of course you don’t want to be calling this girl on a Monday like you are desperate. So using the “in between” method, call her on Tuesday, on your lunch break at work and leave her a voice message. This way, you are calling early enough to make yourself look interested, but you aren’t calling too early to make yourself look like a desperado either. And doing this on your lunch break makes it look like you got things going on that evening, so you had to call on your lunch break. However, if you are too afraid to call at all, then at least drop back and punt and send a text message from your cell phone to her cell phone. Once you’ve establish text message communication, then door is open for her to text you back at any time in the future. And remember, getting a girl’s phone number is only 25% of the battle. Just because a girl gives you her number doesn’t always mean she wants to date you. Girls change their minds more than elderly people change their Depends Diapers. A girl can actually change her mind on you overnight before you even call her. She might have even give you her number because she was either drunk, or she was even feeling sorry for herself and wanted attention. So the number doesn’t mean much. And even getting a call back from her doesn’t mean much either. Like I said, it’s only 25% of the game. But if you don’t hear from the girl, then shake it off. This has happened to the best of them.

Jerks and Losers

As single guys, I know we’ve all heard the question, “Why are girls attracted to jerks and losers?”. Well, I will debunk this myth, because it just appears that way. If you can understand what is truly going on when you see some perfect hot chick with some loser that looks like he just got out of jail, then you will look at it differently. First of all, women aren’t really attracted to jerks. Have you ever heard a lady say, “He was such a jerk when I first met him?”. Of course not, they always say, “He was so nice at first when I met him!”.

So first of all, these slime balls are good at being nice. In fact, they do a better job than you at being nice….initially because they are liars usually. But aside from this, what is really going on here is that these women aren’t attracted to jerks or losers, they are attracted to trash. Always remember, that when it comes to women, beauty does NOT discriminate. What I mean by that is that I have seen nappy looking trashy dead beat toothless parents give birth to girls that somehow end up with perfect looks. How this happens, I don’t know. I dated one girl that, on the physical side, had absolutely perfect genetics. She had a perfect nose, beautiful eyes, perfect hair, awesome lips, and a stunning muscular trimmed tone tall body. She showed me a picture of her biological parents, and they looked like something out of the movie “Deliverance”.

Now, women go with what they know. Women that come from white trash backgrounds, will be attracted to guys that look like criminals. This is the nature of women. They are like this because biology has instilled the instincts within a female to want to produce a certain kind of offspring. That is how the world goes round. Not everyone in this world can be a doctor or a surgeon. The world wouldn’t work if everyone wanted to be those things. The world does need trash. Because who else would there be to become trashmen? Or do the dirty jobs that a lot of us won’t do? It is the trash of society, and there are women out there that are actually attracted to it. It’s just the way it is.

Aside from this, more than likely the girl that you see with the jerk is stupid. Typically these girls are as dense as they come. They don’t see the jerk they are with from the same perception as you do. If she has been watching MTV enough, she probably thinks that this loser is better than you are in her tiny little brain. And yes, there always seems to be a lot of this. And the reason why is that there seems to be an endless supply of white trash in this world. And remember that girls are instinctively attracted to men that are like their fathers. So if a girl has a father that was in jail, she will chase guys that look like criminals. This is a scientific fact. So the next time you see some hot chick that you like with some loser, just remember that her dad was probably that way too. Just look the other way and be patient. All good things take time. And also know that when these girls “dump” these losers, they don’t dump him for someone that is a better, they usually dump him for someone that is even a bigger loser.

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